Nehnehnehnehnehnehnehneh Nineteen!!!!! well 9th ffs!!

OK.I wont beat about the bush.What an absolutely wank week of poker and life in general!!!

I went all fucking week getting muffed up,getting outdrawn,making bad plays and generally having about as much luck as SpursAl has in the fanny chasing stakes!

Not a single fucking Ft for a week,with a 12th,a 19th and other general horror stories.Finally made an Ft on Sunday,crawling,and i mean fucking crawling,into 9th(my current fave finish) and then backed that up yesterday by limping (and i fucking mean limping) into the Ft with a measly 13k and crashing out in...............go on guess...............ok i'll give you a few more seconds to think it over.................

ready yet???????????.

................................... spot on fella,fucking 9th ffs!!!


So my profit from last 2 days inc around 8 hours of hi lo was a quite spectacularly miserable 21 dollars after taking into account rebuys. *tuts*


I did see Vad come a good second on Saturday(well done fella) although he has requested a slagging so i will oblige by saying he has otherwise crashed and burned early doors :) and Lexus has made a few ft's aswell so well done to the much improved Southern twat who has learned quickly from his elite masters :)

Footballwise,my team are looking well and truly fecked!! We had a vital game v Sheff Wed on Saturday and were losing 3-0 at half time ffs.Our defence is utter shite and our attack is as toothless as SpursAl.

doomed!!! anyway,i'm playing the forumsuperstars event tonight at 8pm with 39 other forum muffers.As i'm utterly shite at holdem it'll be interesting to see how i do against some pretty successful players.updates here soon!

take care